Cuz those wouldn't have been clean.

Sometimes I throw stuff into the hamper even though it's not dirty.  Mostly I just do that to get it out of my damn way.  This morning, being that it's Friday, I wanted to wear my big comfy hoodie and after much searching, I found it in the hamper.  I inspected it closely, smelled all pertinent areas and decided it was clean.  Then while I was driving to work, it suddenly occurred to me that I should probably check the hood for panties.